.. and you're not going to get it until you quit treating the kid like a chew-toy and get serious about enlisting his help. The smart thing to do would be to tell him, "I'll trade your life and your sister's for helping me with the enchantment. Or I can go on eating, torturing and murdering you until I get bored. Your choice." What do YOU think Noah would choose? Talk about a deal he couldn't refuse! But Mort insists on being a petty asshole instead, so he's not getting his Precious any time soon.

Talk about an offer you can't refuse. Unfortunately, it's not Noah can fulfill either.