my money's on butt stuff lol.

This is unbelievably ideal for us and for Mort. 0, ,0 I'm never expecting grand artists or writers of your level of skill to indulge me with characters like this, least of all with characters like this who actually get what they want. You're making the rarest trope of all. ; n ; Thank you!

Noah, considering your immortality and the understanding that Mort will not let you go, this is a surprisingly good deal.

That's a pretty fair trade considering Noah has to perpetually suffer slow and painful deaths. At least this way he has something to do, and he won't constantly bear with excruciating pain!

That deal sounds like playing with the grim reaper, only fluffy. Does mort even like belly rubs from the outside?